EUGENE SPAM

FARKING DISGUSTING

i'm sorry..

i know this is damn mean but i really wanted to die watching this..

a reprise of a st james event

before Fashionista, there was Supermodel (you better work)

Fart Exercise

here is with subtitles but nt as cute

MAC VS PC

Finally someone's created some masterpiece out of this cliched concept
this is good!

A Distant Memory

An Architecture article a day!

Ai Wei Wei
the artist who helped Herzog De Meuron on the Bird's Nest

Simple Designs

got the message?

not hard to bring the message across eh?

Soup anyone?

never drop your ladle into the soup again!

though i'm pretty sure you wont want to use this ladle for curry
you'll probably scoop up a hell lot of curry oil

neither do you want to scoop from a full pot of soup.
displacement just sucks huh?

weee

崖の上のポニョ Trailer

It's coming. It's finally coming.

A Hayao Miyazaki original.

The god is upon us.

Opens 1st Jan, Cathay.

Lets all go watch it.

見な!

kelly <3s stewie and taiwan

boobjob

OMG! someone did it!

and so someone out there really did it.
the mechanical drum!

GUEST APPEARANCE

[Juxtaposition] Getting eaten by the world. says:
oh crap what the heck FINE I'LL GO.
[Juxtaposition] Getting eaten by the world. says:
now where do i get tix.

see you on the 11th.

Lilly Allen Covers Britney Spears

WOMANIZER

Download

Rainbow

EVE OF THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL

Hey everybodyyy
On the eve of the first day of school
Sunday 11th January 2009
MYSTERY JETS
are playing
9pm at Zouk (8pm doors open)
90 minute show + post party

You know you wanna go
Theres no way better to go to school than while saying
"I'm fucking drunk"

800 tickets available only so buy now! This is a free standing event.

$40nett – for first 200 to purchase
$48nett – tickets purchased until Sat 10th Jan
$55nett – tickets purchased at the door on Sun 11th Jan

This is the wonderful shit you're gonna get:





ITS GOOD SHIT. PLEASE GOOO

RSVP quick? so we can get cheap tickets :D



Currently attending:
Eugene Tan You Zhi
Kelly Kock
Mohd Fauzy bin Mohd Ismail
Charissa Chan Bao Xian
Lim Chee Kean
Mystery Mr.X

For The Record

MTV Shows

here's an idea

let's have a pvc year-end dinner this friday after the forum. something to round up the year/sem. some place nice and fancy. say *insert venue* how about that?

Super Normal

seriously Naoto Fukasawa is brilliant.
take a look at this page: design with paper.
De Zeen



i mean, who would've thought of that?
that is so...

supernormal

nabei...

posted this up esp for eugene

milkshake

CIVILISATION

Bored during the holidays?
Looking for a way to enhance your intellect?
Watch Civilisation!
(endorsed by Mr H.C. Fong)

Teaser:


Details:
Title: Civilisation: A Personal View
Presenter: Kenneth Clark
Summary: popular and influential TV series outlining the history of Western art, architecture, and philosophy since the Dark Ages.
Duration: 11hr 10mins

Can't wait? RSVP NOW!

Kelly attacks again

City Creator

Think you can be the next Le Corbusier?
Want a a no-frills way to master the art of urban design?
Think you could do a better Ville Radieuse, or another Obus?
Visit
http://www.citycreator.com/
Today!

this is what i am

OK THIS ONE FOR REAL AH

tomorrow(monday) mahjong... can can???

actually u guys got no choice.. those on friday win a lot of money one better come..

11AM miss Koh's place.. kelly ah not val.. can someone please inform the following people

Oscar
Sean
Val
Char

ask if they wanna come haha Sean MUST BE PERSUADED AT ALL COSTS!!!

grace jones

grace jones is GGGAAWWWWGEOUS..

she make black look so damn cool

these photos shot by Andrea Klarin are amazing, not only in the styling but some how the pair seem to have a very good working and collaborative relationship.. 

and i mean seriously, few people can channel couture dominatrix like miss jones don't you think??

the plaaan

just to update you guys ah.. the few things that we would like to get done are..

1) visit museums to take pics/sketch/fill up our damn sketch books

2) go tanning.. fauzy also can apply

3) more mahjong.. charissa MUST come along this time

anymore stuff??? ohoh got a fashion review coming up sooon!!

ANIMATION 1101

Guess who's back?
*Drum roll*
THE COCKY BASTARD!
Back to give a lesson on ANIMATION WITH PHOTOSHOP
Because i know everyone is curious how this can be done with PHOTOSHOP!
first you use the "LAYERS" to make the FRAMES you want for your animation
then go to Windows>Animation
with that you will find a little pullout menu that allows
"Create frames from Layers"
then choose the delay you want for each frame of your animation!
remember to set the loop to "Forever" - Because it will be so lame if you don't.
to finish off your animation
go to files and choose:
"SAVE FOR WED&DEVICES"
choose the resolution appropriate.
VIOLA!
here's a little animation made from the remainder of my photo essay stock photos
50+ frame :)

i must admit there is much room for improvement (not that cocky after all huh?)

ANNOUNCEMENT!!

hey guys check your NUS mail.. remember to register for the forum on 12th dec... it's limited so hurry hurry...

Part Time

yoyo ma's part time job.

Ideas Estascy

YEA take some of this! its good for your health

doesnt this look familiar?

well, they got sued anyway...

Seen and Heard

[Juxtaposition] You can have it all. says:
i tried on a pair of $1k earphones today. omg. i'd marry it if i could.

Reflection Essay

Here is the instruction for the reflection essay due Friday 12pm should you have not wrote it like me.

Students are required to submit a two page essay (A4) that reflects critically on the work they have done for the semester.

A Notebook on Clothes and Cities

jolene says am a genius XD

nice

i promise to be nice to all of you from now on and not be such a bitch :)

picture courtesy of post secrets.

the one thing on my mind

lady GAGA rules

What should i do?

doesnt it feel like this?
when nobody wants to help you?

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"Just work it out yourself, if i explain it, it looks more complicated, but if you work it out yourself, its very simple"

i wonder how much he's paid. i could do that job. where to apply?

Paparazzi @ Kelly's House

in response

oh noess

ehehehe. Girls, feel ashamed of yourselves.

haiku

since we havent haiku for long, here's smth frm my ipod.

Don't worry honey
We have not any money
But we have got love

You're cute and fun,
I wanna do what bunnies
Do with you, you know?

I might be confused
I might be a little bruised
But baby we spoon

Like no one else ever
I will will help you read those books
If you will help soothe

All my worried looks
We put lonesome on the shelf
So babe, you and i

Let's get rich and buy
Our parents homes in France
Let's get rich and give

Everybody nice
Sweaters and teach them to dance
Let's get rich and build

A house on a hill
Make everyone look like ants
From all way up there

So babe, you and i,
You and I, you and i, you
And i, you and i

Ronald's Hypnotising Act

Now dont you want to eat a Mega Burger?

everyone's so stuffy. It's time for some PORN

Arty High Class Atas porrn, of course.
Notice the Design of everything. It will make for good intellectual discourse after.

i kissed a boy and i liked it

dupli casa

this is dupli casa... i love it.. it's rather OOlala

this is a private residence located in Germany and again i think it is rather Zaha-ed.. not very sure about this movement yet... Deconstructivism?? i dunno ask Eugene...

i am actually very intrigued by its design.. not only because it looked like someone shoved a luxury yacht into the side of a hill (yoodlehheehooo) but also because of how there seems to be a seemless connection between the spaces..

with all its monochrome retro glory, i'm also rather puzzled.. what are the walls made of?? they look like fibreglass!!!!

i loves it.. it is fabulous...

AR1111 - Intellectual Discussion

For those who didn't know (or dont care.. which would be most of you)
The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was last weekend.
So here is AR1111's guide to looking good, BASED on the VS Fashion Show.

Look like Doutzen Kroes.

Crap. Well, obviously, at the VS fashion show, no one ugly was allowed, duh.

so to find a negative example, we look across the Atlantic:

*drumroll*

DON'T look like Amy Winehouse.

So ladies, if you're wondering why you haven't got TWO boyfriends to accompany you in studio.
There's your advice. Adhere, and you will see the results.

-end of Intellectual Discussion-

tales and tubes...

Chanel is LOVE..

Karl Largerfeld seems to bring out the Gay in anyone.. seriously.. can u please tell me how this runway is not FABULOUS in all sense of the word??? LOVES IT!!!! well i think it's rather apt considering how is Couture collection (shown in July) is all about the magical cylindrical thing known as the TUBE... i don't know about you.. but this thing is rather Hadid-ish no??


on another note, Tim Burton is showcased in a Surrealist shoot for UK Vogue, featuring themes from Ronald Dahl's books... how cute is that???

androgyny, progeny

david bowie has always inspired me.. i think his works and super radical sense of style are an acquired taste.. who can forget "Merry Christmas Mister Lawrence"??

anyways in wonderland's august issue, themes inspired by bowie were presented for the fashion spread.. i know kelly would love love love...

happy mugging darlings..

Mies Van de Rohe

for those who are finding trouble remembering architect's name
here's one video that helps!



i'm sure the name is stuck in your head now...

nicole for chanel no.5

probably the most beautiful ad ever made...

two beautiful people, a touch of Baz (Moulin Rouge) and an amazing brand.. the design of this whole this is just amazing!!

it's not a very new ad.. but nonetheless i watch it over and over again

couture craziness

Vogue UK does it again, and i tell you they are FIIIIIIEEERRCCEE

it's really interesting, this article.

All the photos here are shot by Nick Knight, and it's not so much a fashion piece, but rather a homage and tribute to various individuals within the fashion scene now who have some time or other taken the fashion world by storm. The images are more like caricatures of what embodies each individual's designs. Personally i think this is brilliant...

the designers who are "tributed" in this shoot are : 

Yohji Yamamoto, Issey Miyake, Gareth Pugh, Galliano, Viktor & Rolf, Alexander McQueen, Comme Des Garcon, Hussein Chalayan, Dior and Thierry Mugler.

FASSSHIIIOOONNIIISSSSTAAAAAAA... how do you look??

Creativity at a whole new level

eww...
ewww?

hmmm...

wow...

Melissa Cherry

OMG... Eww.

watch the ending - the tuba stewie part

wish me luck for friday

seen and heard 2 - da vinci discussion

DISORDER.¶ says:
it hurts me to see you hurt
kellykarmakameleon says:
but it will hurt me to distract chee kean from the love of his life
£ïM ©Hëê KéÃñ says:
its okay kelly you can be 小的
£ïM ©Hëê KéÃñ says:
WHAHAHAHAHAH
kellykarmakameleon says:
anything as long as i can be with youuu
£ïM ©Hëê KéÃñ says:
i have losts of love to spare
£ïM ©Hëê KéÃñ says:
lots
£ïM ©Hëê KéÃñ says:
lol
kellykarmakameleon says:
but i am selfish
kellykarmakameleon says:
i don't think i will be able to share the love of my life with some girl with big boobs
£ïM ©Hëê KéÃñ says:
小的 no choice... suck thumb
kellykarmakameleon says:
its okay i'll be happy just being your friend
kellykarmakameleon says:
maybe its better this way
DISORDER.¶ says:
HAHAHA
DISORDER.¶ says:
AHAHA
DISORDER.¶ says:
ck
£ïM ©Hëê KéÃñ says:
whahaha
DISORDER.¶ says:
at least ask ehr out on vday LUNCH
DISORDER.¶ says:
or breakfast
DISORDER.¶ says:
dinner you can ask the real person
DISORDER.¶ says:
kelly so sad
DISORDER.¶ says:
never go out on vday date before
kellykarmakameleon says:
its okay i'm used to it no one wants me
£ïM ©Hëê KéÃñ says:
no no thats not true...
kellykarmakameleon says:
even jasmine got two boyfriends... T_T
DISORDER.¶ says:
kelly
DISORDER.¶ says:
actually
DISORDER.¶ says:
i like you
DISORDER.¶ says:
dont be sad
kellykarmakameleon says:
and i like you too
£ïM ©Hëê KéÃñ says:
no shit...
kellykarmakameleon says:
and i want to puke
DISORDER.¶ says:
ck told me to tell you
DISORDER.¶ says:
the truth
DISORDER.¶ says:
cos i was telling him
DISORDER.¶ says:
its so hard working in the same grp as you
DISORDER.¶ says:
and not being able to let you know
kellykarmakameleon says:
i feel the same
kellykarmakameleon says:
and i still need to puke
DISORDER.¶ says:
why kelly
£ïM ©Hëê KéÃñ says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w77T0AncLKo
DISORDER.¶ says:
dont puke
kellykarmakameleon says:
and anyway i like cheekean too much remember
DISORDER.¶ says:
lets make love
DISORDER.¶ says:
and listen to death from above
DISORDER.¶ says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7agPOt1XZz8
£ïM ©Hëê KéÃñ says:
cause everytime i see falling i get down on my kneees and pray
£ïM ©Hëê KéÃñ says:
u*
kellykarmakameleon says:
i'm gonna post this whole screwed up convo on pvc
DISORDER.¶ says:
no kelly
DISORDER.¶ says:
let us keep our love under wraps
DISORDER.¶ says:
no one must know
DISORDER.¶ says:
wait char jealous
kellykarmakameleon says:
but an open relationship is the key to a successful relationship
£ïM ©Hëê KéÃñ says:
LOL!
£ïM ©Hëê KéÃñ says:
think of EMO Char...
kellykarmakameleon says:
LOL
DISORDER.¶ says:
wait she go one corner
DISORDER.¶ says:
how
kellykarmakameleon says:
now i really MUST post it
DISORDER.¶ says:
i got no time to go console her
£ïM ©Hëê KéÃñ says:
EMO Me Char
DISORDER.¶ says:
i got to do my portfolio
kellykarmakameleon says:
hahahaha a la tickle me elmo
DISORDER.¶ says:
haha k lah..i zhao first
DISORDER.¶ says:
see you if i see you later
kellykarmakameleon says:
i'll miss you
kellykarmakameleon says:
haha
DISORDER.¶ says:
*muacks*
DISORDER.¶ says:
before i go kelly
DISORDER.¶ says:
a song dedication for you
DISORDER.¶ says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbIKsibgnMc

Seen and Heard 1

DISORDER.¶ says:
ck
DISORDER.¶ says:
lemme tell you a real mi mi
DISORDER.¶ says:
kelly actually likes you
DISORDER.¶ says:
she damn sad about your blossoming romance
DISORDER.¶ says:
she told me
kellykarmakameleon says:
oi eugene
kellykarmakameleon says:
i told you not to tell him
kellykarmakameleon says:
when you love someone you want him to be happy
DISORDER.¶ says:
but youre my friend kelly
DISORDER.¶ says:
i dont want to see you sad
DISORDER.¶ says:
=(
£ïM ©Hëê KéÃñ says:
lol! i knew it... i knew everyone cannot resist me!

fauzy would like to have a swearing fit now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho4bYy4ua2w

Porn. (Watch only when alone..)

illusion

trick your eye

Everyone loves Songs!

Sodomy yi!!!!!

PF and it's creatooor

just when u thought it was safe..

www.bennyraphael.com

Dexter's Lab

www.hotel626.com

do you dare?

In Depth Architectural Study

This blog sucks.

full of youtube links and trivial stuff.

we need something with substance,

so i shall post something that summarises my research on the man Zhu Ping loves, Philip Johnson.

i shall do this in 1 picture, observe:

swear bingo

Kelly's new fags <3

1. RICHIE RICH


2. GOK WAN


3. ALAN CARR

clay from our childhood

CLAY

makes me want to play with clay again.
then again...
maybe not

update to our current fascination with big boing

the lyrics are as followed (with thanks to ms kelly)

"i ask you where are you?"
"look at my boobs"
nono look at me enough already
"because i got beautiful boobs
"I ask you where you wanna go"
"my boobs won't run away"
"YES i won't run away too"
"because i got beautiful booobs"
"shocking boobs"
"cute boobs"
"If you are moved"
"boing boing big boing"
"if you like then say you like"
"but please remember"
"my name is big boing"
"NEVER SAY BOING BABY"
"because my name is not boing"

super straight!

testiment to how straight fauzy is

eugene-steven lim

because i love u so much eugene...

Cool Art.

its been around for ages and i still cant help but be amazed by this shit..

FNN

Are you bored with news networks covering the US Elections ALL DAY?
Is Channel E! (channel 80 on Starhub Cable TV) not SCANDALOUS enough?

then we have just the thing for you! thats right YOU!
PVCCUTTER.BLOGSPOT.COM is proud to present .... *drumroll* FNN!

with our (one and only) star reporter (Nickname: Gossip Boy):

All you have to do is actually FIND the reporter.
Yeap! IT'S THAT SIMPLE.

Daily FNN Reports:
MORNING (if he doesn't oversleep)
NOON (can even update you during Studio, super efficient)
NIGHT (if he's around, if not can MSN him)

*disclaimer: any resemblance of our reporter to a serial killer is purely coincidental*


with love. <3. 2.40am.

lots of ha-s and more ha

101 Things i learnt in Archi

1.aesthetic value
(refer to moral value - replace all the moral with aesthetic)

taken from somewhere

"And I've asked myself the same question over and over again too, especially whenever I face a breakup. Excatly what I want in a partner? Up till now, I still don't have an answer... Perhaps people get restricted by their own desires, and strike out amazing people who don't have exactly all the qualities that one has listed. I don't want that to happen. If your partner falls short of your expectations, wouldn't you feel dejected and you'll think that there's a better one out there? Then comes the whole cycle of searching, loving and breaking up. Is there really the right one out there for you? I don't know. But in any case, I tell myself that if I find someone special, I'll grab the opportunity and give fate a shot. He needs not be perfect, because I've learn that true love is loving all the imperfections. Love isn't finding a perfect person. It's seeing an imperfect person perfectly. Because he's there, my life would be perfect. :D We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. You might never know, your ideal partner is one that you least expect him to be. You might just be the one for me...:) I've been asked the reason for loving my boyfriend when I'm in a relationship. I've always get stumped by the question. I guess there's no reason for loving someone, becaue at that moment when I look into his eyes, I would have been completely mesmerized. Then why would someone love me? I have really nothing much to offer. All I have are these arms to enfold you, and a love even time can't destroy. :D I guess I want someone to fall for who I am as a person instead of what I am physically."

this is for that someone out there.

4 minutes of impossible

impossible...

CUTE

in the mood for cute stuff
heres 3 minutes of cute...

all men should have anti gravity blonde hair and look like women

and sing

and sexually harrass other (reluctant) men

and wear batsuits

photographing the photographer

It's actually quite a poorly taken photo. haha.

Everybody loves photobooth

Cause MAC rox

so very inappropriate

Attention

sometimes you just want a little attention from the magical someone...

House Bunny Movie Outing

Day: This Friday
Time: after school. after 6pm.
Place: Theater. Cinema.

Why people don't like heavy metal

Maybe because they are stupid... like this

in the end, you will still end up alone.

play the song and scroll down to look at the pics.
biennale installation # X.
artist "a boy".

description: an only child made this. all he can do is just keep breathing. he wants to change the world... instead he sleeps. he wants to believe in more than you and me but all that he knows is he's breathing. All he can do is keep breathing.
All he can do is keep breathing now.

Biennale #100

Artist: CK
Description: Titled On top of the world,Artist CK is trying to recreate the feeling of being on top of the world and jumping around like a Trash Rocker. A glimpse of perhaps... a piece of his dream. The blurry images show how he cannot hold the camera still while making the art piece. He continues to show us that he cannot do shit right.

prayformance

Art Installation

BIENNALE Installation #99
Artist: CK
Description: Born in NUS, Singapore. Overwhelmed by random art pieces in Biennale that he cannot understand, Artist CK is confused. Instead of trying hard to make art pieces, the idiot loiters around the void deck staring into empty space. Following is an attempt to give us a glimpse of how the world appears to him.

MU 8989 Lecture 01

Good Evening students, this is your lecturer for the make-up module speaking. In this series of lectures, we will find out more about the techniques of proper, professional make-up application as well as be introduced to the best products on the market for every budget range.

Today for the first lesson, before we go into all the technicalities of the subject, we shall learn....

HOW TO CONCEAL DARK EYE CIRCLES

Yes, these dark panda-like rings that appear below your eyes when, like all my friends, sleep is not in your dictionary. Do not mistake them for the rubbish I have under my eyes - Those are hereditary. But there's a way to conceal them anyway.

So, to conceal Dark Eye Circles due to fatigue/illness/anorexia in the 21st century

Tools:
1. Colour Corrector


2. Concealer Brush


3. Foundation

(I recommend Chanel Vitalumiere, as it nourishes skin while providing an even skin tone. Makes your face feel smoother and is non-drying)

Procedure:

1. Apply the PINK corrector to the dark dark lines using the concealer brush. Please only apply to the HOLLOW of the eyebags, and not the puffy parts, as the pink will draw the hollow forward, levelling the eye area. DO NOT use concealer for this step, the pink gives a much much better effect while concealer would just look cakey.

2. With your fingers (since they afford the greatest control), pat a little foundation over the pink areas, being sure to blend properly, until the pink is indistinct.

3. TADAH!!! no more eyebags. I guarantee.

Paiseh damn longwinded. But be sure to look forward to the next lecture: Makeup Brushes.

# 1 new file in the folder Lecture Notes under Workbin PHOTOG WORKSHOP

dear students,

supplementary readings for ar1011 by prof cocky bastard

Balls of STEEL

balls of steel or...
Crazy man with suicidal intents

no one ugly allowed.. hahahahahahahaha

this is the video that all students taking AR1124 are required to watch...

pay attention to the lyrics and then come up with a 5cm X 5cm X 10cm model with acrylic...


haha sorry uninspired right now.. will go whip something up about the Fall/Winter collections...

centennial post

i cant miss out on this opportunity to be the 100th post.

here's a website i found which u can use for your design grp essay if u havent find a designer.

http://www.designboom.com/interviews.html

most of them are architects / designers / ID ppl.

nw who says pvccutter is all abt play and no work. hmph.

Ideas and Approaches 1111

since Ck has his own module.
i will start my own too.
its 1111. well. cos my bday is 1111. pls remember.
anyway. my module is basically on design
and ESPECIALLY CAR DESIGN.
like it or not.
i may suggest everyone can start a "module"
like zhuping can do on fashion or something, then maybe the blog wont be so zzz.

anyway..for my first lesson.
i will define what is really daft design and following that, absurd advertising:

now, after launching the Mercedes C Class late last year or something, Merc would naturally follow up with a Coupe version.
now for those who didn't know, these were the old models (the old C Class and the C Class Coupe below):

here is the 2008 model of the C Class:

following which... they deliberated on possible coupe versions (quite nice right, good potential!):


and now...*drumroll* here is the design the GENIUSES at Merc went with (now known as the CLC):









did someone say "hideous". i mean, the old model of the coupe was already bad enough, so they had a chance to fix it, and they basically made the old model with the newer-styled lights.



and now, here is the most ridiculous and shameless ad ive ever seen. in today's papers:

listen you Merc designers. hire me.
and listen you ad people - in my dreams, i definitely dont drive a Merc CLC, only in my nightmares.

THEREFORE, the lesson is pretty straightforward.
when designing, choose the best design for production and not the worst.
thanks! and see you soon for another 1111 lesson!