My Asspiration - Monday Haiku Day

I aspire to have eyes like Jolene Liam Gallagher, life of Loh Zhu Ping, to be minused times infinity like Charissa, horniness of Kelvin, the special ability to run thru glass door like Kelly, Chee Kean's hot bod, Fauzy's fine booty shaking ability, sluttiness of Eileen and everything abt Eugene. Maybe then, I wont be such a plus one loser.

Probably it will end up like this:



Haiku:

After last night trouble,
I did not even get laid,
Nor McGriddles too.

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell. You know you love me.
Xoxo, MAATTTTT....