AR1111 - Intellectual Discussion

For those who didn't know (or dont care.. which would be most of you)
The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was last weekend.
So here is AR1111's guide to looking good, BASED on the VS Fashion Show.

Look like Doutzen Kroes.

Crap. Well, obviously, at the VS fashion show, no one ugly was allowed, duh.

so to find a negative example, we look across the Atlantic:

*drumroll*

DON'T look like Amy Winehouse.

So ladies, if you're wondering why you haven't got TWO boyfriends to accompany you in studio.
There's your advice. Adhere, and you will see the results.

-end of Intellectual Discussion-